I’m sick of magical worlds with no technology. I want fairy run coffee shops where you can get a latte with a shot of charisma, because you’ve got a big presentation you’re worried about, or witches working at Apple selling phones that automatically appear in your pocket if you accidentally leave it somewhere, or psychics running hair salons who always know how you want your hair to look, or aura reader therapists. I just really want normalized magic in modern society
fun fact: if a persons body odor smells good to you that means they have an immune system basically opposite of yours! this happens so the chances of finding a mate with the opposite immune system is greater and the chances that any offspring you produce together will have a stronger immune system is greater.
this is fascinating
I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.
1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.
have you ever considered that female celebrities claim not to be feminists/push a watered down version of feminism because it’s fucking unsafe for them to admit to anything else? emma watson gave the most watered down, man friendly speech on feminism i’ve ever seen in my life and men threatened to leak nudes of her and attack her so
Tony Abbott waved the news in front of Scott Morrison. “Look! We might have to go to court over this!”
Morrison got a stop watch out of his desk drawer and stopped it.
"That took approximately a year and one month. Impressive. Well, pay up Tony. You lost the bet."
"Awww, no fair!" Tony whinged as he retrieved a few hundred dollars from his pocket. As he pulled a few notes out a huge mass of notes came out and fell onto the floor. "I honestly thought we’d get away with it for at least twice as long before people tried to stop us."
"What can I say? I’m just really good at being a terrible person." Morrison shrugged as he smiled, counting his money. He looked down at Tony who was gathering up the loose hundreds he’d dropped. "You know if you’ve got so much money you might as well give it to some kind of charity to help the needy." He commented, quite sarcastically.
"Hahaha" Tony laughed. "Get fucked. As if mate."