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notfuckingcishet:

Emma Sulkowicz. 

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kitteningrayspaces:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ohgodhesloose:

*boop* *bap*

"I TOUCH YOUR BUTT"
“WHAT NO”

This made me giggle far too much

kitteningrayspaces:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ohgodhesloose:

*boop* *bap*

"I TOUCH YOUR BUTT"

WHAT NO

This made me giggle far too much

Source: catleecious

phantomdoodler:

"what would you do if you won the lottery?"

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calligrafiti:

scottish-badger:

OK SO EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT GLASGOW YOU WILL KNOW FROM THIS STATUE

THIS MY FRIENDS IS THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON STATUE IN ROYAL EXCHANGE SQUARE IN GLASGOW AND YES HE HAS A TRAFFIC CONE ON HIS HEAD

NOW LET ME TELL YOU I HAVE LIVED IN GLASGOW FOR 18 AND A HALF YEARS AND NOT ONCE HAVE I SEEN THIS MAN WITHOUT A CONE ON HIS HEAD

IT HAS BEEN REMOVED SO MANY TIMES BY THE COUNCIL BUT SOMEHOW IT ALWAYS SEEMS TO GET BACK UP THERE AND ITS NOT A SMALL STATUE ITS PRETTY FUCKING BIG SO WHOEVER KEEPS ON PUTTING UP THERE IS A DETERMINED WEE FUCKER

IT HAS BECOME A NATIONAL SYMBOL FOR GLASGOW CAUSE ITS JUST THE EPITOME OF GLASWEGIAN HUMOUR AND THEY EVEN PAINTED THE CONE FUCKING GOLD FOR THE OLYMPICS

AND A FEW MONTHS AGO THE COUNCIL SAID THEY WERE GOING TO RAISE UP THE STATUE SO PEOPLE COULDNT PUT THE CONE ON AND LET ME TELL YOU IT WAS FUCKING PANDAEMONIUM ABOUT GLASGOW IT WAS AS IF WORLD WAR THREE HAD BROKEN OUT THERE WERE FACEBOOK PAGES AND PROTESTS AND PETITIONS AND ALL SORTS TO KEEP THE CONE ON

SO LONG AND SHORT OF IT IS THAT THIS STUPID STATUE AND ITS STUPID CONE IS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT SCOTS IN PARTICULAR GLASWEGIANS CAUSE WE CANT DECIDE WHETHER WE WANT TO RULE OUR OWN COUNTRY OR NOT BUT IF YOU FUCKING DARE TRY TO TAKE THE CONE OFF THE DUKE OF WELLINGTONS HEAD THERE WILL BE A NATION WIDE OUTRAGE AND GLASGOWS OWN VERSION OF LES MIS WILL HAPPEN I AINT FUCKING KIDDIN

Oh, my. I need to go to Glasgow.

Source: scottish-badger

irdeadite:

Wow, that’s a cool idea, I should try and write it!

[Tries to write it]

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ninemoons42:

a-five-headed-dragon:

hobohairedbuckybear:


#can someone put this gif side by side with the gif of bucky post-‘let’s hear it for captain america’ #because it’s the same face #in two different instances #the same expression on two faces for the same reason #this is the face that says something irretrievable has been lost or taken #for steve it was bucky; plain and simple and easy as breathing #for bucky it was more than that; he’s realizing he’d lost the thing that had defined him #the thing that made him who he was #made him the kind of man he could stand #bucky looks at steve - six foot tall and goddamn close to bulletproof #and knows he doesn’t need bucky to protect him anymore #that’s what bucky loses #steve has a brand-new shield #so bucky has no choice but to become the sword instead #steve doesn’t need him to stand in front anymore; he needs bucky to stand at his side #it just takes bucky longer to sort that out #sighs (via weinersoldier)

OHMYGOD WHYYY WHYYYY MY FEEELSS OOWWW 



this’s even WORSE than the last thing I reblogged and that’s like saying A WHOLE FUCKING LOT
ow ow ow ow ow

invisiblelad:

magdolenelives:

roserosetyler:

vixyish:

the-uncensored-she:

Tell me again why a women’s liberation movement is no longer needed.

Dear “I don’t need feminism” crowd…

The Iowa Supreme Court on Friday stood by its ruling that a dentist acted legally when he fired an assistant because he found her too attractive and worried he would try to start an affair. Coming to the same conclusion as it did in December, the all-male court found that bosses can fire employees they see as threats to their marriages, even if the subordinates have not engaged in flirtatious or other inappropriate behavior. The court said such firings do not count as illegal sex discrimination because they are motivated by feelings, not gender." [x]

That’s just… they really need to take this to a higher court. 

Source: yoursocialconstructsareshowing

stilesanderek:

A school in Brazil had all its students protesting after a transgender girl got reprimanded after changing into a female uniform. All the students, including the boys, wore a skirt to school on September 1st in a way to show support to the girl, who still can’t wear her female uniform but the school says that they’re “reviewing the code of conduct.”

Source: stilesanderek

master-bruce-wayne:

gojikas:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

bebinn:

eviltessmacher:

pro-choice-or-no-voice:

bebinn:

Want to go to Planned Parenthood in D.C.? You’ll have to run the anti-choice gauntlet first.

This is what it looks like when clinics don’t have buffer zones.

They’re sidewalk harassers, sidewalk bullies, whatever else, but they are no where near counselors. Counselors are non-judgmental, non-biased, empathetic listeners, that is NOT what those people are. - Paige

If the clinic employees begin exercising their 2nd Amendment right to bear arms and carried AR-15’s or AK-47’s along with them, on public streets, that would present an interesting conundrum to the gun loving right wing, would it not? I bet it would stop all the harassment cold too.

There are some abortion providers that do carry guns at all times, wear bulletproof vests to work, hire bodyguards, wear masks into the clinic so protesters can’t identify them, go in the back door, change up their driving routes every day, check under their cars daily for bombs, etc. That’s how serious this is, and that’s why it’s dangerous to take the protesters at face value, even if they seem peaceful. You don’t know who they’re hiding in the crowd.

And doctors who work at abortion clinics have been murdered by pro-life activists, in what has to be one of the biggest ironies in existence. Clinics have also been bombed.

Doctors like Dr. Tiller that saved my sister’s life.
Dr. Tiller was shot and killed in his own church, in front of his own family and community.

For being pro-lifers, these people sure demand a lot of death

Source: bebinn

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petervquill:

This is literally the most exciting thing that I’ve ever seen.

Source: starlourd

saadfathers:

dear god, BOLLIG

saadfathers:

dear god, BOLLIG

Source: saadfathers

theabbottchronicles:

Tony Abbott won’t attend the UN meeting on climate change but will come a day later for their talk about terrorism and security. 

He claims he is too busy working for the Australian people to pay attention to something so frivolous as climate change. It’s not like that’s causing increased droughts and more frequently bushfires (two things the Australian public never deals with).

He has, instead, decided to send Julie Bishop in his place. He could send someone like the Minister for Climate Change… if that was a position that still existed. Or Greg Hunt, the minister of the Environment who job title seems vaguely related to the subject of “the biggest global environmental problem facing the world today.”

When asked why he did something so unusual he replied ”you know, when you put it like that it might make me seem uncaring about global warming… but I still have the Australian public’s best interests at heart… as long as your interests involve scary foreigners. We should all be focusing on the scary foreigners because that’s the basis for a lot of my political ideologies.”

THE CAPTAIN OF LILLIPUT

Daniel Brière is happy. Not because of his three goals and eight assists in eight playoff games through Monday, but because for the first time since his NHL debut in 1997-98 his team sent an opponent—the Brobdingnagian Flyers—home for the summer. “We kept hearing [Philadelphia coach] Ken Hitchcock and some of their players say that the longer the series went, the tougher it would be on us because they could wear us down,” says Brière, who alternates as team captain with Drury, who is known as Little Bulldog. “We were smaller, but we proved we can play with the big boys.”

On a team built to thrive under the NHL’s new rules, Brière is showcasing his freewheeling style—a mix of swerving skating, feistiness and creativity—in front of friends and families and against his hometown team. He grew up, if not tall, five minutes from downtown Ottawa, across the Ontario border in what is now Gatineau, Que. He lied about his height throughout junior hockey, sometimes listing himself as 5’10” (“That double digit seemed important, but 6 feet was a little too obvious,” he says), but the fudging stopped long ago. He still hears jibes—Senators winger Dany Heatley, who played with Brière in Switzerland during the lockout, says his friend “looks 12”—and the mean-spirited ones are stored in his memory’s hard drive.

"Being a smaller guy actually helped my career," he says. "That’s been my motivation: to prove people wrong. When I was drafted, I saved the newspaper clippings with experts saying how I’d never make it. If I’d been 6’1" or 6’2", if everyone had been telling me, ‘You’re good, you’re going to make it,’ I don’t know if I would have had the drive."

Working to improve his game, Brière has left no stone unturned. From 2002 through ‘04 he lifted boulders as part of his summer training with Hugo Girard, a powerful link in the historic chain of Quebec strongmen and a mainstay on those loopy competitions that ESPN2 televises at odd hours. Brière would do the farmer’s walk (carrying heavy weights in each hand), tote fire hydrants across parking lots and flip monster tractor tires “as big as me.” He credits Girard with developing his strength and, by extension, his scoring. In his first 190 pre-boulder-lifting NHL games, Brière averaged .53 of a point per game; in the subsequent 212 postboulder games, he averaged .85. This season he had 58 points in 48 games, a 1.2 average that ranked 11th in the NHL. If you’re counting, and Brière isn’t, that computes to about .83 of a point per inch.

Tiny, Happy People (Holding Sticks)Sports Illustrated, May 15, 2006

if you ever wondered how many short jokes someone could cram into a hockey article, this pretty much covers it

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Because Tumblr is in serious need of some Mary Morstan appreciation.

Source: lucyliued