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bananakarenina:

Sometimes, bad guys make the best good guys. [x]

HERE. FOR. IT.

Source: queerhawkeye

rainbow-femme:

I’m sick of magical worlds with no technology. I want fairy run coffee shops where you can get a latte with a shot of charisma, because you’ve got a big presentation you’re worried about, or witches working at Apple selling phones that automatically appear in your pocket if you accidentally leave it somewhere, or psychics running hair salons who always know how you want your hair to look, or aura reader therapists. I just really want normalized magic in modern society

Source: rainbow-femme

wrinklefucker:

godtie:

fun fact: if a persons body odor smells good to you that means they have an immune system basically opposite of yours! this happens so the chances of finding a mate with the opposite immune system is greater and the chances that any offspring you produce together will have a stronger immune system is greater.

this is fascinating

Source: godtie

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

Source: bisexualpiratequeen

hellabloggin:

im so pro-selfie like there are so many bigger problems in the world than girls who think theyre pretty

one of those problems is girls who dont think they’re pretty

Source: nightgorl

overlypolitebisexual:

have you ever considered that female celebrities claim not to be feminists/push a watered down version of feminism because it’s fucking unsafe for them to admit to anything else? emma watson gave the most watered down, man friendly speech on feminism i’ve ever seen in my life and men threatened to leak nudes of her and attack her so

Source: overlypolitebisexual

theabbottchronicles:

Independent MP, Andrew Wilkie, has written to the International Criminal Court requesting that they investigate the Abbott government’s abuse of human rights against Asylum Seekers.

Tony Abbott waved the news in front of Scott Morrison. “Look! We might have to go to court over this!”

Morrison got a stop watch out of his desk drawer and stopped it.

"That took approximately a year and one month. Impressive. Well, pay up Tony. You lost the bet."

"Awww, no fair!" Tony whinged as he retrieved a few hundred dollars from his pocket. As he pulled a few notes out a huge mass of notes came out and fell onto the floor. "I honestly thought we’d get away with it for at least twice as long before people tried to stop us."

"What can I say? I’m just really good at being a terrible person." Morrison shrugged as he smiled, counting his money. He looked down at Tony who was gathering up the loose hundreds he’d dropped. "You know if you’ve got so much money you might as well give it to some kind of charity to help the needy." He commented, quite sarcastically.

"Hahaha" Tony laughed. "Get fucked. As if mate."

Going to read a new fanfic and then realising one of the tags is ’ Character death’

mythicgeek:

theconsultantsandtheirsoldiers:

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this gif is so accurate

Source: theconsultantsandtheirsoldiers

Source: paulmartinamericanhero

sashayed:

ULTIMATE #SOFTBRO TEST: Can u imagine the person in question shotgunning a beer, celebrating with a touchdown dance, and then immediately and with total horrified sincerity apologizing to a dog for almost stepping on it during the touchdown dance

Source: sashayed

Source: sealcat

eisbaren:

On whether he has ever experienced anything like Voynov’s situation in hockey:
Well, I’ve been in it for 35 years, so I’ve probably dealt with a lot of it.

this sutter post-practice interview is such a sobering read

The Mike Brown they don’t want you to see. Never forget. #nojusticenopeace #staywoke #arrestdarrenwilson

Source: socialjusticekoolaid

eyebone:

hisnamewasbeanni:

jekoh:

tuff-desperado:

genderexpansion:

Trans Guys | Bind Kinder 
The use of ace bandages for binding is not only extremely uncomfortable, its dangerous. Ace bandages contract around the ribcage, not allowing your ribcage to expand as you breathe, furthermore, putting you at risk for deformed ribs from prolonged use, as well as broken rib bones. Always use a binder, which is specifically designed for binding and shaping the chest. Can’t afford a binder? contact Aydian Dowling at point5ccclothing@gmail.com and get a binder for nothing more than the cost of shipping. 

for my brothers in need

Things I wish I’d known in high school. Guys seriously the ace bandages can do some serious damage, don’t do it. Huge thanks to whoever is at that email taking care of folks so kindly.

Boosting for this wonderful person’s email.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE spread this information and STOP DRAWING FANART/CREATING MEDIA THAT PORTRAYS USE OF ACE BANDAGES because not all trans people know this and will attempt to bind in dangerous ways if not given alternative methods!!

eyebone:

hisnamewasbeanni:

jekoh:

tuff-desperado:

genderexpansion:

Trans Guys | Bind Kinder 

The use of ace bandages for binding is not only extremely uncomfortable, its dangerous. 

Ace bandages contract around the ribcage, not allowing your ribcage to expand as you breathe, furthermore, putting you at risk for deformed ribs from prolonged use, as well as broken rib bones. 

Always use a binder, which is specifically designed for binding and shaping the chest. 

Can’t afford a binder? contact Aydian Dowling at point5ccclothing@gmail.com and get a binder for nothing more than the cost of shipping. 

for my brothers in need

Things I wish I’d known in high school. Guys seriously the ace bandages can do some serious damage, don’t do it. Huge thanks to whoever is at that email taking care of folks so kindly.

Boosting for this wonderful person’s email.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE spread this information and STOP DRAWING FANART/CREATING MEDIA THAT PORTRAYS USE OF ACE BANDAGES because not all trans people know this and will attempt to bind in dangerous ways if not given alternative methods!!

Source: genderexpansion

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Moon Moon and Tumblr

Source: itsstuckyinmyhead