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unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Source: luxvriously

Those are the Hansens – Chuck and Herc. Australian Aboriginal pilots, a father and son team. They’ve got Striker Eureka, the fastest jaeger in the world, first and last of the Mark V’s.

with Rowan McNamara as Chuck & Aaron Pedersen as Herc

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crosbe:

insp (x)

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roster pictures through the years - jeff skinner

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dicktouching:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

There is a very very large difference between Tumblr internet humor and actual humor

And it becomes obvious every time you try to tell a joke in real life.

Source: flip5600

http://peggyicanhearyou.tumblr.com/post/98748248972/erikfuckinglehnsherr-neoliberalismkills

erikfuckinglehnsherr:

neoliberalismkills:

wilclcat:

victor-f-baby:

ectobiolosassy:

crazieecatladyy:

how to get the d

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i think i don’t want it anymore

as a math person i will give the D to any girl that can solve this.

as a girl ‘math person’ i will…

Source: wilclcat

ass-full-of-cass:

totallynotmisha:

matt-smiths-legs:

YOU MISSED THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE

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wildphilosoraptor:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

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"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"

Wow.

Cats now control the prisons. They now have an army.

This post went exactly where I expected. Well done.

Source: didyouknowblog.com

loveyourselfcompletely:

I don’t know what he’s fixing, but mine just broke.

Source: croatianbarbiexoxo

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abstinenceoven:

Today my mom met Erik Karlsson because they were both stopped on the side of the road to stare at an owl.

Source: abstinenceoven

nothisiscarlie:

“Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves, who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier, and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, ‘It unscrews the other way.’”

#this is why the books are better

Source: gallifreyfalls

hlundqvists:

so i think it’s pretty fab that we have Thor on our team now

hlundqvists:

so i think it’s pretty fab that we have Thor on our team now

Source: hlundqvists

Classically beautiful. Not less.

Source: just-remember-darling